#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview Reveals What Never To Say When Applying For Work

#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview Reveals What Never To Say When Applying For Work If you've ever bombed a job interview, you know how it feels to replay the whole humiliating experience in your head over and over again. (If you say you haven't, we don't believe you.)



So maybe it was a sense of communal catharsis that helped #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview to become a trending topic on Twitter this weekend, hot on the heels of #FiveWordsToRuinADate. We sincerely hope none of the following examples were learned from experience. But there's some good wisdom here about the exact sorts of things you never, ever want to bring up when meeting with a potential employer.



Ever.

This is a stepping stone. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview @HeerJeet

— David Wolpe (@RabbiWolpe) January 18, 2015

"Ha whoa, you're on Tinder"

#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) January 18, 2015

"Is your supervisor's job open?" #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Delaney Williams (@delaneywilliams) January 18, 2015

Hey, pants are optional, right? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Amber Hunt (@ReporterAmber) January 18, 2015

This is Catherine, my mommy. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— John Bowman (@johnbowman) January 18, 2015

Need to take this call #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— susan vavrick (@edit_susan) January 18, 2015

I'm not cannibalistic per se. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Richard Kadrey (@Richard_Kadrey) January 18, 2015

Please use my Lycan name. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) January 18, 2015

My dad pays your salary. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Gamer Fuel (@timoneil5000) January 18, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

oh was this your chair

— darth™ (@darth) January 17, 2015

"You mean 'fewer,' not 'less.' " #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Melinda Henneberger (@MelindaDC) January 18, 2015

This is the craziest dream.

#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) January 18, 2015

And an honorable mention:

I can't count #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

— Dad (@ILLCapitano94) January 18, 2015